Barfalamew
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Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 03:46:08 PM
Signs You Are No Longer a Kid
You're asleep, but others worry
Barfalamew
that you're dead.
You can live withoutbut not without glasses.
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Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit
Joined: Wednesday, 5th of May 2010, 03:12:45
trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
Posts: 287
/> You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are
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proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone
half their age ..... and is not breaking any laws.
You call
Olan Mills before they call you.
Your arms are almost too
short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator
music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick. /> You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
You
enjoy hearing about other people is operations.
You consider
coffee one of the most important things in life.
You make an
appointment to see the dentist.
You no longer think of speed
limits as a challenge.
Neighbors borrow your tools />People call at 9 p.m. and ask, ''Did l wake you ?''
You
answer a question with, ''because l said so!''
You send money
to PBS.
The end of your tie does not come anywhere near the
top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach. /> You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the
word ''equity'' means.
You can not remember the last time you
laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier
than your head.
You talk about ''good grass'' and you're
referring to someone is lawn.
You get into a heated argument
about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
You have a
party and the neighbors do not even realize it. KAY S: This is the
joke section, operative word being ''JOKE''.l think you will find that the
majority of jokes mock all people, different walks of life, religion, hair
color, gender etc...